1
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I've learned that running
a business ain't easy.

2
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And if anyone tells you otherwise,
they're just lying to ya.

3
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And running a bikini car wash? Now,
as glamorous as that might sound...

4
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Okay, I'll admit, it's pretty glamorous.
But, it wasn't always like this.

5
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Baby focus, I'm so close.

6
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- Are you?
- Yeah

7
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Jack! Don't text and fuck!

8
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But it's okay. It's okay.

9
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It's alright, keep going!

10
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Yeah, just like that. That's right.

11
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You're cute - like a little monkey

12
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Oh it feels so amazing...

13
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- Are you texting?
- No!

14
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Ahhh...

15
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What's wrong?

16
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What's wrong? What's wrong?

17
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I thought you were close...

18
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Ugh! Yeah, I was, okay? Was!

19
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That's past tense.

20
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I can't have sex with you
while you're texting.

21
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I can multi-task.

22
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Yeah, come on. It's okay. I'm still hard.

23
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I can get that back.

24
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I can get it back.

25
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I like you, you're a fun guy,
you're super nice,

26
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but yeah, something makes me
think you're not that into me.

27
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No, no, no, no. I'm totally into you.

28
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What's my major?

29
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Well...

30
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- Botany!
- Mmm...

31
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I mean, art history! That's right-

32
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Journalism.

33
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One-night stands are fun and all,

34
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but a guy one-night standing
has to be able to focus on me.

35
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Otherwise I could just go home and vibrate.

36
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Just got a new toy actually...

37
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Ummm... I'm gonna go home...

38
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Do you have any batteries?

39
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Yo, Jack. You get any tonight?

40
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Uh... Kinda, sorta.

41
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Nice man! Gotta tell me
your secret sometime!

42
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Level 36, man!

43
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Hey Jack! The party is wrapping up man.

44
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Where's Tracy?

45
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Uh... she left.

46
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Oh...

47
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- Well, you wanna have a threesome with us?
- Um, ew.

48
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I'm just looking out for my boy.

49
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So sweet of you...

50
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I'm just gonna grab a beer.

51
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Alright.

52
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We should play a game.

53
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Let's play "Cowboys and Naked Chicks".

54
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Does it involve boobies?

55
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Of course it involves boobies.

56
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I like it!

57
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Boobies!

58
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Oh. Hey, Brittany.

59
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Jack! Guess what? I just interviewed Tracy.

60
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Seems she dropped you like a bad habit.

61
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Wait, hold up, what'd, what did she say?

62
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Um, spoiler alert!

63
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Okay, okay. Can we keep my love life

64
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out of your documentary please?

65
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I don't think I can.

66
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So does that mean you couldn't get it up?

67
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No!

68
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It was up! It was up just fine. It was...

69
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Next time I have sex, you wanna film it?

70
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I'm not making that kind of film.

71
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I'll just interview Vex.

72
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I think he's a bit busy...

73
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I swear I didn't do it!

74
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I didn't do it darling!

75
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Bang bang! Bang bang!

76
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Breaking out the heavy artillery, baby!

77
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You're shooting an unarmed man!

78
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Well, then arm yourself!

79
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Oh. Hey, Brit.

80
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Either of you got handcuffs?

81
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Oh, you were about ready to tell me
what Tracy said.

82
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Nice try.

83
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- Fucking creep!
- What happened?

84
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My boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend.

85
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Uh, what did he do now?

86
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Is everything ok?

87
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He screwed his masseuse... again!

88
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Jack, can I crash here?

89
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For like a day or two? I'll pay you.

90
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Yes!

91
00:05:02,887 --> 00:05:04,971
Yeah, the couch is available.

92
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,057
You could, uh, sleep there
until I find some space.

93
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Thanks.

94
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- I'm gonna make sure she's okay.
- Okay.

95
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Poor Amanda.

96
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Why?

97
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Well, she's like, totally in love with Tori.
It's obvious.

98
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- I didn't know that Amanda was into-
- It's obvious, Jack.

99
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- I didn't know she liked-
- It's obvious.

100
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Nice.

101
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Wanna grab a beer?

102
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- Yeah.
- Great.

103
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Mmm... yummy!

104
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So, took some good footage?

105
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Yeah, I think so.

106
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You okay?

107
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Oh, me? Yeah. Sorry. I zoned.

108
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For you.

109
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Ugh! Light beer.

110
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Hey, Brit, did you get me dancing with those
cutie-patooties from the football team?

111
00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:08,369
You mean the basketball team?

112
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Whatever, they were hot!

113
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No, I didn't. Battery was low.

114
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Aw, that's a shame.

115
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- Jack, come hang out with me.
- Oh I can't actually.

116
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I've gotta clean the place.
I'm renting this from my Dad

117
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and I can't just trash it, you know.

118
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It looks fine. Come dance with me!

119
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Another time. Another time. Promise.

120
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Yay! I'll remember that.

121
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You hanging out tomorrow?

122
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Yeah, we should be. Yeah.

123
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Cool. I'll text you.

124
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Shake what your mama gave you, baby!
Come on!

125
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Ride me dirty, Oh yeah!

126
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Yeah!

127
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Gotta collect rent.

128
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Oh, I'm a wee bit short.

129
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How much?

130
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Like, sorta all of it.

131
00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,503
You hit the casino again?
Dude, we talked about this.

132
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No, I'm good for it I swear.

133
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Alright, man.

134
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Thanks. Love you.

135
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I was just collecting rent.

136
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Um, can I give it to you Friday?

137
00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,018
Uh-

138
00:07:56,185 --> 00:08:00,314
My financial aid fell through
and I can't even pay my last payment,

139
00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,608
which means I might not even graduate.

140
00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:06,320
Shit, that sucks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah of course.

141
00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:10,533
- Thanks.
- Hey are... are you and Tori-

142
00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:14,704
Shit! My Dad!

143
00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,836
Oh, is Jack here?

144
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I'm here, I'm here! Thanks, Tori.
Hey I'll see you later in class.

145
00:08:27,717 --> 00:08:28,759
Hey!

146
00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:31,679
Mm.

147
00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:33,889
You didn't return my calls.

148
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Just stopping by to make sure
you didn't burn down the joint.

149
00:08:38,769 --> 00:08:40,812
Not at all. Still here! Not burning!

150
00:08:40,813 --> 00:08:43,983
So, um, is she living here?

151
00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,234
Tori? No, not at all.

152
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Your mother and I didn't get this place for you
so you can have all your friends living here.

153
00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:55,536
No... no, no, no, no, no. We just uh-
I just had a little gathering last night.

154
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Paint... Painting party.

155
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Nice, you painted? Can I see?

156
00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:03,002
Yeah. Soon! It's not done yet.

157
00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:05,754
Mm... Okay, sure.

158
00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:10,508
Yeah, so Tori just...
Yeah, she stayed over last night
'cause she wasn't feeling well.

159
00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:12,636
Must be the paint fumes.

160
00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:17,475
You know what? I think you're right.
Yeah, I think it was the fumes, yeah.

161
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:22,396
Oh man, do I have the beer shits.
Oh. Hey Mr. Miller!

162
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:29,153
He stayed over, too cause... fumes.

163
00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:34,617
You know, Jack, we only expect
the best from you,

164
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:40,914
and anything less is,
well, less, and not acceptable.

165
00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:41,707
Absolutely.

166
00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,500
If we find out that you're screwing up

167
00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:45,794
or using this as a party house,

168
00:09:45,795 --> 00:09:52,802
you can say goodbye to the skate shop.
The house. The car. All of it. Understand?

169
00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,472
You do want the skate shop, right?

170
00:09:57,181 --> 00:09:59,390
And the other stuff, too.

171
00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,936
Hm. Good. That's my boy.

172
00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,353
I'm your boy!

173
00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:04,647
I'll call you later.

174
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,523
Awesome, Dad. Thanks!

175
00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:09,276
Next time, answer my call.

176
00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,569
Yeah.

177
00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:22,790
Uh-oh.

178
00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:44,185
Run a real business? I don't think
I'm ready for all that...

179
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:48,022
Jack, you've spent the last four years
getting ready.

180
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:51,568
Awe come on, Professor, there's gotta
be another way. Look, I'll re-take my Final.

181
00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:55,156
Not an option. I gotta be honest,

182
00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,741
this whole semester it seemed like
you were coasting.

183
00:10:57,992 --> 00:11:01,202
Your colon cancer awareness campaign...?

184
00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,163
I thought we had a good campaign.

185
00:11:03,164 --> 00:11:04,498
"Got Anal?"

186
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,874
It was catchy.

187
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:08,293
Listen, the only reason
I'm offering you this

188
00:11:08,294 --> 00:11:12,756
is that your father and I go back pretty far
and he has a good mind for business.

189
00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:14,674
I thought you might, too.

190
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:18,428
Maybe that gene skipped me. Or I'm adopted.

191
00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:21,765
Frank, the manager, is taking another job,
so it works out perfectly.

192
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:24,142
Look, I don't know shit about oar washes.

193
00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:30,107
Run it for a week, show a profit.
Do that, you pass.

194
00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:01,638
I would give my first born child

195
00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,557
to caress that ass.

196
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:07,144
You would give up a tiny,
beautiful newborn baby?

197
00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,520
I think I Would.

198
00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:14,776
So, does your Dad know
that you lost your job yet?

199
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:15,694
No.

200
00:12:15,695 --> 00:12:19,989
Does he know your renting out rooms
to your friends to pay for your rent?

201
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:25,203
No. Not at all, and get this.
I got a twenty-four on my Final.

202
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:28,540
Oh, wow! That's fantastically awful.

203
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,546
Just look at Tori for a sec.
That should make you feel better.

204
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,640
No. I still feel like a loser.

205
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,184
Yeah, me too. I swore that would work.

206
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:51,980
You know my Dad's deal, man. All I have
to do is just pass my business classes

207
00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:53,940
and he gives me the cash
for the skate shop.

208
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,026
Yeah. I know, you've been talking
about it for years.

209
00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:58,236
But what if you opened
it and it bombed, dude?

210
00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:00,238
Maybe just go work for him.
It'd probably be easier.

211
00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:03,700
I don't know. My professor
made me an offer.

212
00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:04,701
Blowjob?

213
00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:07,662
I mean, I guess it's worth it and all
if you really want the grade-

214
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:10,624
No, dumb-ass, not a blowjob.

215
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:15,253
If I show him that I can run a business,
successfully, for a week,

216
00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:17,338
he'll give me the credit I need to pass.

217
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:18,465
What kind of business?

218
00:13:19,383 --> 00:13:20,801
Car wash.

219
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,972
Shit.

220
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,973
It's Big Tony and Bobby Bullets.

221
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:27,933
Those are their real names?

222
00:13:27,934 --> 00:13:30,435
Vex, my man, how the hell are ya?

223
00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:32,354
Yeah, Vex, how da fuck are ya?

224
00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:37,442
- Come on.
- Aren't you guys from here?

225
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:39,777
Cause, you sound like you just fell out
of a Scorsese movie.

226
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:40,903
Hey I'll cut ya for that, ya know!

227
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:44,783
No, Bobby, relax. It really wasn't that bad
of a criticism, ya know?

228
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:47,285
He did say Scorsese, eh! Eh?

229
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:50,580
No, listen you ain't gotta be
from New York to be New York!

230
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,124
Uh, I think you do.

231
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:55,336
Ya know, Vex, Paulie is
awaiting his payment

232
00:13:55,586 --> 00:13:57,587
and it's our job to collect.

233
00:13:57,588 --> 00:13:59,464
I'll pay it back, guys. Relax.

234
00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:01,382
Paulie ain't one for relaxing.

235
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,967
No. Paulie don't do that shit.

236
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:06,512
You know, Paulie, he uh,
prefers to break people's arms.

237
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:07,473
...And necks!

238
00:14:07,474 --> 00:14:09,599
That don't make Paulie a priority, eh?

239
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:14,354
Ya see, Paulie lent you the cash,
now it's your job to pay it back.

240
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:15,813
Quite fucking simple.

241
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:20,318
And if that don't work out,
well things that are uh...

242
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:24,448
attached to your body, they start breaking.
This is very painful.

243
00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:25,990
I told him I'd have it this week.

244
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:28,117
You better! Or snap!

245
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:29,119
Eh?

246
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,705
End of da week, bitch! Or snap!

247
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:33,874
End of the week.

248
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,417
Yo, damn baby.

249
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,462
You got a whole lot of junk up in that trunk.
What do you say I pull up that bumper

250
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:41,131
and smack that... Oph!

251
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,176
Let's get out of here, Tony!

252
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,599
Dude, it was a sure thing!

253
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,143
Famous last words.

254
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,437
So, what are we gonna do now?

255
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,480
You're gonna help me with the car wash.

256
00:14:57,481 --> 00:15:00,191
Oh, sure! But hey, I don't work for less
than thirty bucks an hour, you know?

257
00:15:00,192 --> 00:15:01,359
A man's gotta have his principles.

258
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,152
Ten bucks an hour.

259
00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:04,571
Sweet! Fuck principles. I'm in.

260
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:05,863
Great.

261
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:10,368
Dude, we should hire Tori too!
Then we'd get some mad business!

262
00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:12,870
Oh, sure, yeah. Why don't we just open
a bikini car wash?

263
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,248
That's a brilliant idea.

264
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:16,166
That was a joke.

265
00:15:16,167 --> 00:15:19,377
Think about it, man! It can't miss!
We'd be printing money!

266
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:23,965
Vex, I'm not running a bikini car wash,
man. It's like, seedy.

267
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:26,676
But, highly profitable and I can help.

268
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,719
Help? Dude, we got a hot chick!

269
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:31,055
Imagine her like soaping up your car.

270
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:35,810
Maybe she winks at you, she blows you a kiss.
You achieve wood. Perfect!

271
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:38,729
Absolutely, but there is more than that
to running a business.

272
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,315
Uh... We got it all figured out, Marvin.

273
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,276
Um, you got the numbers figured out?

274
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:46,363
Psh! Yeah, Jack's a numbers whiz. Right?

275
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,158
We might need help with the numbers.

276
00:15:49,825 --> 00:15:54,537
It's not exactly the kind of business
my Dad would be cool with, you know?

277
00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,498
And the Professor, I don't think
he wants me turning his little car wash

278
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:58,916
into something out of a porno.

279
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:00,960
- I'm so in.
- Me, too!

280
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:03,130
Uh, who said you can join the team?

281
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:06,299
It'd be just like Senior Year,
when we ruled Liberty High School.

282
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,801
Uh, it's a little different
than student government, bro.

283
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,094
Do you even remember high school?

284
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,555
You know, considering
you were stoned half the time.

285
00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:14,599
Oh, I think it was way more than half.

286
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,185
It doesn't even matter.
Look, I didn't agree to this so...

287
00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:20,354
But if you do, I can make sure
we actually make a profit,

288
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:21,856
which is the whole point, correct?

289
00:16:21,857 --> 00:16:24,442
Yeah, I mean I sure as shit need the cash,
and Jack needs the grade.

290
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:27,904
Cool down guys, alright.
This is my mess, I make the decisions!

291
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:29,655
So you're in, too! Nice!

292
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,740
No, I didn't say that!

293
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,366
Then what are your other options, huh?

294
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,994
You know, we got less than a week
and you've got no money.

295
00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:38,624
What else is there? A lemonade stand?
C'mon. Let me hear your ideas.

296
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,250
I thought so. Think about it, man!

297
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:44,420
The hot chicks! Sexy bikinis!
It can't miss!

298
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,506
- There's no guarantee...
- According to my calculations,

299
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,965
it would be a tremendous success.

300
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,300
I mean it would be nice if it worked but...

301
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:52,720
We could run specials.
Buy five washes, get one free.

302
00:16:52,721 --> 00:16:54,222
Theme days! Hot nurses!

303
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:58,268
And I'll do it for free.
Just help me get her.

304
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:03,524
Psh... Dude get in line, alright? Only a
special kind of guy goes balls deep with Tori.

305
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,234
Why don't you try with someone like Amanda?

306
00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:07,818
Amanda is totally into Tori.

307
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,740
Whatever, I just mean someone
more realistic, and less Tori-ish.

308
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,450
Oh my god. Wouldn't it be funny

309
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,077
if he lost Tori to a girl?

310
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:21,749
No! It would be uproarious. It's just that,
you guys always get the girls, you know?

311
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,169
And I'm just, not.

312
00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:26,045
I should be proud right now,

313
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:29,006
but I don't wanna think about you alone
in your room next time I'm banging.

314
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,425
Come on, Jack, let's help
this bastard get laid.

315
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,595
Awe, dammit. I got myself
into this mess, didn't I?

316
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,723
Yup. But this could be your chance.

317
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,602
Yo, my bro graduated with a degree in
engineering and now he's flipping burgers.

318
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,229
It's shit out there, man.

319
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,147
Us millennials, we're screwed.

320
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:48,359
Look if you join the team, I cannot
guarantee you're gonna land her.

321
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,111
Just guarantee that you'll try.

322
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,823
Remember the millennials.

323
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,909
Mm, fuck it.

324
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,371
That's the spirit! Yeah!

325
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,959
Can one of you boys help
rub some oil on me?

326
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:15,304
Uh, so, Tori, I've got a possible
business proposition for you.

327
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,058
What do you think of this blue?

328
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:24,186
I love it. Take off these bottoms.

329
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:25,981
And they go good with these, too.

330
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,024
What do you think about this one?

331
00:18:28,025 --> 00:18:30,360
That one's cute. I like the polka dots.

332
00:18:35,824 --> 00:18:38,285
This must be what Heaven looks like.

333
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,705
I don't think there are girls in bikinis
in Heaven, Vex! Geez!

334
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:45,834
Hey Marvin, big favor. Shut the fuck up!

335
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:46,960
Shutting up.

336
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:51,840
Guys, this too skimpy?

337
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,387
Oh, hell yeah!

338
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:09,107
For the record, this is gonna be
fucking awesome!

339
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,810
Holy shit, dude we got one!

340
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,480
Hey welcome. How can we help you?

341
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,732
I want a car wash.

342
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,192
Kelly!

343
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,782
Hey, baby. Did you want the standard wash,

344
00:19:59,783 --> 00:20:04,161
the premium, or the Happy Ending
Please Cum All Over Me Rubdown?

345
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,663
I'll take the last one.

346
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:11,627
Please pull it... around.
And then you enter... through the rear.

347
00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,838
Yes, Ma'am!

348
00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:42,259
Oh, hi! I'm sorry!

349
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:43,428
It's all good.

350
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,731
I've got plenty of life to live

351
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,609
but it's safe to say that this will be
the best job I'll ever have!

352
00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,820
No doubt, dude.

353
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,530
And with any luck,
word of mouth will spread.

354
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:05,032
Yeah, everyone is gonna know
about this bikini oar wash.

355
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,075
- Hey, guys!
- Hey.

356
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,660
Brit! You totally missed

357
00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:09,829
the grand opening of
Jack's bikini car wash!

358
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:12,873
That's 'cause I wasn't aware
Jack had started his own business.

359
00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:15,543
Uh... It's no big deal.
It's just for my business class.

360
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:19,172
Yeah, and the whole bikini aspect
is just a marketing thing.

361
00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:20,423
Yeah, right!

362
00:22:21,258 --> 00:22:23,843
The important thing
is just running the business.

363
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,929
Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. My bad.

364
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,723
So you have girls in bikinis washing cars?

365
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:32,393
Uh, yeah, Brit. It's a bikini car wash.

366
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,645
You can't not have girls in bikinis!

367
00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:38,232
You know, Jack. We're probably the only
bikini car wash in the whole zip code,

368
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,608
if not the whole fucking state.

369
00:22:39,609 --> 00:22:41,485
We're pioneers, bro! It's inspiring!

370
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:44,196
Wow. Just like Lewis and Clark.

371
00:22:44,197 --> 00:22:45,906
Wait 'til the girls in my film class
hear about this.

372
00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,283
Oh, no. I don't know about...

373
00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,701
Ooh! Can I be in it?

374
00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:49,452
Yes!

375
00:22:49,453 --> 00:22:52,204
Oh, you should totally put me in it too.
People love looking at this fucking face.

376
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:53,372
I'll start filming tomorrow.

377
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:57,293
Nah, nah... You know, I'd... I'd have to get
permission and there's forms to fill out...

378
00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:59,962
Don't worry, Jack. I'll just blur
out the name when I edit it.

379
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,922
No... Ya know, and the customers might not-

380
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,885
Yeah, I'll just shoot around them
or blur them out, too.

381
00:23:09,306 --> 00:23:10,473
Cool.

382
00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:13,852
- Great.
- Great.

383
00:23:16,688 --> 00:23:20,316
Hey. Sorry.

384
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:22,318
Why? I'm just making a Pop Tart.

385
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,819
Okay. Sorry.

386
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:25,779
Amanda, stop apologizing.

387
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,239
I know, I know, I'm sor...

388
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:31,076
Hey, I'm sorry for blowing you off last night.
Just have a lot going on.

389
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,786
Yeah, I totally understand.

390
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:38,043
My ex is just like... I mean, look at
this body. Would you go anywhere else?

391
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:44,883
No, I wouldn't never go anywhere else, ever.
Like... like if I were him.

392
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:50,305
And my lips. I mean, these are just
the perfect lips to kiss with.

393
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,683
Yeah, pretty perfect lips.

394
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,102
Yeah, yours are nice, too.

395
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,355
No! They're not.

396
00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:03,734
Ya know, if you dressed a little different,
more confident, and a little sexier,

397
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,695
I think you'd get more guys' attention.

398
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,200
Stop! What are you doing?

399
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:12,869
Let me see your stomach.

400
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,120
See? Perfect.

401
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,455
Ugh, whatever.

402
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,375
Anyways, thank you.

403
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,256
Your Pop Tart.

404
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:29,176
Oh, yeah. Is it cool if I crash with you?

405
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,720
Uh, the couch smells like puke and chips.

406
00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:36,475
Yeah! I mean, yeah, sure. Whatever.

407
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,478
Cool. You're the best, Amanda.

408
00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:56,704
Hey, guys. Just real quick,

409
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:59,206
while I've got ya, I just wanted to thank,
everyone, for today.

410
00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:01,041
You guys were great, really.

411
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,252
I gotta run this thing for a week,

412
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,547
so if you guys can help out
for a few more days, that would be awesome.

413
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,674
Ooh, I can't. I got an internship.

414
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,676
My friend Mia might be able to help.

415
00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,969
She's super cute.

416
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,847
Super cute is a great quality.

417
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:17,182
I had fun, but I'm beat.

418
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,892
Well, ya know, once we actually get
a rhythm going,

419
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,561
I sure we can work more efficiently, guys.

420
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:21,854
I've done some calculations,

421
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:25,566
and if we are busy as my numbers suggest
we may indeed be,

422
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:27,568
anyone working as a bikini person
could bring home

423
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:31,238
at least two hundred
bucks a day, maybe more,

424
00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:33,867
depending on weather concerns
and of course, traffic.

425
00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:35,951
Shut up, Marvin.

426
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,162
I did get some nice tips.

427
00:25:38,163 --> 00:25:42,375
You know, the pizza place is really
flexible. I can still be cashier.

428
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,295
I'm in. I don't mind showing off my girls.

429
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,338
Uh... Your girls?

430
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:51,592
Oh, whoo! Those girls.

431
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,427
I am a big fan of those girls.

432
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,596
But do the girls need to
be out at the moment?

433
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:59,600
Yes, they do. You wanna touch 'em, Brit?

434
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:03,103
They're all natural. Well, not really.

435
00:26:03,104 --> 00:26:04,563
No, thanks, I'm good.

436
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:06,732
Yeah, maybe we could just, ya know...

437
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,402
Sure thing, Jack. Don't
want to offend anyone.

438
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:11,779
Oh, you're not offending me,

439
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,655
you just don't need to fling them around.

440
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:15,032
Okay, Brattany.

441
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:18,994
Hey! No fighting, girls, unless it involves
mud wresting or nudity.

442
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:20,163
Or both.

443
00:26:20,872 --> 00:26:24,084
Hey, Jack, this is gonna be awesome.

444
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:43,478
Aw, that feels so good.
You should be a masseuse, not a lawyer.

445
00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:52,028
Um, I think that lawyers tend to be more
successful than masseuses. Read that in books.

446
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:53,988
Stupid book.

447
00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:58,826
- Okay, now it's time for the front.
- Oh, yeah?

448
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:00,078
Mmm-hmm...

449
00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:08,001
Ya know? You could just quit
all this stupid law business

450
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:09,795
and become a bikini girl.

451
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:11,631
My parents would love that.

452
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:15,592
Should I be jealous of you hanging out

453
00:27:15,593 --> 00:27:16,802
with these bikini girls?

454
00:27:16,803 --> 00:27:21,223
Psh. No way. I mean, it's not like you
and me are going out or anything, right?

455
00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:26,062
I like to keep it casual.
But if I was the jealous type...

456
00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:28,398
Ah!

457
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:30,984
That would be bad, wouldn't it?

458
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,653
I'm glad you're not the jealous type.

459
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,907
I'm sorry, did that hurt?

460
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,451
I kinda liked it.

461
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,078
You freak.

462
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,921
Alright, well we've got
some interviews coming in today,

463
00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:56,092
but I've gotta inventory supplies
with Marvin. So, can you handle them?

464
00:27:56,551 --> 00:27:57,760
No problemo.

465
00:27:57,886 --> 00:28:02,307
Alright. Eh... Be professional.

466
00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:04,017
Obviously!

467
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,616
I'm gonna need to see you in a bikini.

468
00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:29,125
This better?

469
00:28:29,584 --> 00:28:30,835
Yeah.

470
00:28:32,587 --> 00:28:33,963
Even better?

471
00:28:35,506 --> 00:28:37,884
Please tell your parents I said Thank You.

472
00:28:41,429 --> 00:28:46,350
Experience. Work history. Blah. Blah. Blah.
What are your best assets?

473
00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:47,644
Do these count?

474
00:29:02,825 --> 00:29:05,245
Yeah. Those count.

475
00:29:07,956 --> 00:29:10,917
Yeah, ya know. Great resume.
We'll call you.

476
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:16,380
Does that help your decision?

477
00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:20,051
Oh, fuck yeah. When can you start?

478
00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:23,471
How'd it go? I miss anything?

479
00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:25,098
Meh.

480
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,896
Holy...

481
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,482
...Shit.

482
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:36,192
Hi.

483
00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:38,945
- Hi.
- April told me about the job?

484
00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:40,571
Here's my resume.

485
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:48,037
Yes. Yes, you heard right.
What are some of your qualifications?

486
00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:51,124
I'm an excellent customer service provider,

487
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:57,839
and I'll do pretty much anything to make
sure the customer is extremely satisfied.

488
00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,757
- You're hired.
- Vex, please.

489
00:29:59,924 --> 00:30:05,012
Um, great. Can you tell us about some
of the other positions you've held?

490
00:30:05,013 --> 00:30:09,600
Positions? I've been in a lot
of different positions.

491
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,603
Awesome! What are some of your faves?

492
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:16,106
Are you flirting with me?
You're making me blush, honey.

493
00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,358
No, no, no. He means jobs.

494
00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:19,985
No, I meant positions.

495
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:27,986
I've had a lot of experience in a lot of
different positions. And I'm very flexible.

496
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,871
Flexibility is a huge plus!

497
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:31,872
Here. Come on.

498
00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:35,752
Most of the jobs I've had,
have been under the table.

499
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,377
- As in...
- No, Vex.

500
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,254
Off the books, man.

501
00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:42,424
I know what under the table means.
Pfft. This guy...

502
00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:46,219
Mia, look, wow. This...
this all sounds great, it does, really.

503
00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:49,723
But see, I'm not solely
looking for sex appeal-

504
00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,141
- Well, I am!
- Vex!

505
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:54,729
Did I mention that my friend,
Neil, owns an exotic car dealership?

506
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,064
I'm sure I could persuade him

507
00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:59,859
to bring his cars here
for washing and detailing.

508
00:31:00,318 --> 00:31:02,153
Okay, now is she hired?

509
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,155
Welcome to the team, Mia!

510
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:09,637
Dave still own this joint?

511
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,388
- Who's Dave?
- Dave Dugan.

512
00:32:11,389 --> 00:32:13,808
Or as I like
to fondly refer to him, Dildo Dave.

513
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,436
Nobody really thinks that's funny, Bobby.
I meant to tell ya that.

514
00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:18,770
Eh... Like I give a flying fuck.

515
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:20,730
Some people call him, The Professor.

516
00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:24,192
That's because he's a professor.
Anyways, yeah, he owns the space.

517
00:32:24,193 --> 00:32:27,279
So you're the new manager
of this fine establishment?

518
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,405
Temporarily.

519
00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:32,951
Good enough. We'd like to wish you
the best of luck with your endeavor.

520
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,411
Oh. Cool, thanks.

521
00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:36,080
I was being facetious.

522
00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:38,790
FYI, I kinda like nerdy girls.

523
00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,208
FYI, you're nowhere near my type.

524
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:44,255
Enough, Bobby. We'd like
to make a withdrawal.

525
00:32:44,714 --> 00:32:46,006
Of what? I don't understa...

526
00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:48,843
Money, smart guy! You fail outta college
or something?

527
00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:50,469
Actually, that's kind of a funny story...

528
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,054
No it ain't and we don't care!

529
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:57,434
We truly do not give anywhere close
to a shit regarding your situation.

530
00:32:57,435 --> 00:33:00,353
I'll make it simple. Dildo Dave-

531
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:01,647
Yes!

532
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:07,736
The Professor and all the local joints
pay us a small weekly fee,

533
00:33:07,737 --> 00:33:11,156
and we make sure that nothing bad happens
to their businesses.

534
00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,074
It's a car wash. What could happen?

535
00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:14,577
Oh, it could explode.

536
00:33:15,703 --> 00:33:18,372
- Yeah, it definitely could explode.
- Boom!

537
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,460
There's nothing explosive here.

538
00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:25,087
Eh, ya never know.

539
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,423
Actually, I do.

540
00:33:27,924 --> 00:33:31,385
We're just here to offer protection,
that's all.

541
00:33:32,386 --> 00:33:34,680
Yeah, I'm gonna call the police.

542
00:33:36,307 --> 00:33:40,185
You put that stapler near my face,
I'll break your boss' windpipe.

543
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,770
It's cool. It's cool, Amanda. It's fine.

544
00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:47,860
The money. Or I break your nose, then
your hands, and something else randomly.

545
00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:49,486
How much?

546
00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:50,738
The usual.

547
00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:53,407
I don't know the usual!

548
00:33:54,033 --> 00:33:56,827
Jack, today's numbers look great!

549
00:34:01,374 --> 00:34:05,586
I think the usual has just increased.

550
00:34:11,092 --> 00:34:12,552
How much did they get?

551
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,428
More than I wanted to part with.

552
00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:16,514
How do we make it back?

553
00:34:17,056 --> 00:34:18,224
Hard work.

554
00:34:18,808 --> 00:34:22,019
I hate that idea. Any other options?

555
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,231
Guys, you've gotta see this!

556
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,744
I hear your girls do a good job.

557
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,705
- You did?
- Uh, you heard right.

558
00:34:41,706 --> 00:34:43,206
What kind of package would you like?

559
00:34:43,207 --> 00:34:45,084
- The works.
- Four girls.

560
00:34:45,293 --> 00:34:46,377
Good choice.

561
00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:48,337
I hope so.

562
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:56,678
Shit! This is awesome! Hey, I told you,
Mia was a good hire!

563
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,888
Hey! Chill, man!
We need to be careful, alright?

564
00:34:58,889 --> 00:35:00,265
This is high end here.

565
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:03,143
High end people have high end friends,
which means...

566
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,061
- More Ferraris?
- Yes, Vex.

567
00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:07,647
More Ferraris. So be super careful.

568
00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:08,858
Of course!

569
00:36:08,376 --> 00:36:11,087
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Feet
on the ground please.

570
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:19,178
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Hand Wash Only.

571
00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:06,558
Hey, nice job. I like this place.
Perhaps I'll recommend my friends.

572
00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:08,768
Oh, we definitely appreciate referrals.

573
00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:12,648
Hey, and next time...
let her climb on the hood.

574
00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,075
I wanna be him when I grow up.

575
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:30,874
Oh, hey, what's up Kell-o?

576
00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:32,542
Just wanted to ask you something.

577
00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:33,544
Shoot

578
00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:39,591
I think it would really help
and get us a lot of business

579
00:37:39,592 --> 00:37:43,012
if we really pushed the envelope
on the sexiness thing.

580
00:37:43,179 --> 00:37:44,429
I mean, I'll talk to Jack.

581
00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:47,265
But I'm not sure how sexy he'd want
to go though.

582
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:53,021
I'm a really sexual person, so I can be
as sexual as you want me to be.

583
00:37:53,022 --> 00:38:00,695
Really... cause ya know,
I'm a pretty sexual person myself...

584
00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:01,489
Are you?

585
00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:04,407
Well, yeah. I mean, Vex does rhyme with...

586
00:38:04,408 --> 00:38:08,996
I know what it rhymes with.
So show me, baby.

587
00:38:20,174 --> 00:38:23,843
Hey, Marcy! Sara! My little sisters got
a lemonade stand? Nice.

588
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:25,011
Buy some lemonade!

589
00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:30,267
Hell, yeah! I mean, heck yes.
Please. Jack, buddy, can you spot me?

590
00:38:31,769 --> 00:38:33,102
Lemonades are on me.

591
00:38:33,103 --> 00:38:36,315
Three bucks! And we can't break
anything over twenty.

592
00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:38,024
- Here you go.
- Thanks!

593
00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:39,526
We made nine dollars now!

594
00:38:39,527 --> 00:38:40,402
Twelve, Sara.

595
00:38:40,403 --> 00:38:41,653
We might sell other stuff, too,

596
00:38:41,654 --> 00:38:43,112
in case people get sick of lemonade.

597
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,781
Like orange juice! And milk!

598
00:38:44,782 --> 00:38:48,535
Ew. Not milk, Sara, that's disgusting.
But maybe orange juice.

599
00:38:48,536 --> 00:38:49,536
And if you refer someone

600
00:38:49,537 --> 00:38:52,081
you get a coupon for a free lemonade.

601
00:38:52,915 --> 00:38:54,415
That's a pretty good deal.

602
00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,293
Hey everyone! I was gonna stop by today
for that rent check.

603
00:38:57,294 --> 00:39:00,171
Oh, I got it right here, so no need!

604
00:39:00,172 --> 00:39:02,382
And the girls wanted
to see what their big brother is up to.

605
00:39:02,383 --> 00:39:03,217
No we didn't.

606
00:39:03,218 --> 00:39:06,595
Daddy said let's see what kind of trouble
you're getting into.

607
00:39:06,720 --> 00:39:09,097
Oh, Marcy. Did you finish painting?

608
00:39:09,098 --> 00:39:13,561
Painting? Like Jack would paint...
Wow, this is good lemonade!

609
00:39:13,769 --> 00:39:15,186
- Jack.
- Yeah.

610
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:17,772
Your mother and I don't appreciate you
trashing the house.

611
00:39:17,773 --> 00:39:19,691
Not everyone gets an opportunity like this.

612
00:39:19,692 --> 00:39:21,818
Well, Jack did just start a business.

613
00:39:21,819 --> 00:39:24,946
A business? Really? What is it?

614
00:39:24,947 --> 00:39:29,242
It's not gonna be like that business project
you did with the banana and the donut is it...

615
00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:31,578
Oh, Ban-onut! That was a tasty failure.

616
00:39:31,579 --> 00:39:33,496
No. No, dad, it's nothing like that.

617
00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:37,208
I'm just uh... just helping someone out.
It's no big deal. It's only temporary.

618
00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:40,837
Oh, I see. Is it a real business?

619
00:39:40,838 --> 00:39:41,963
Eh, yeah. It is.

620
00:39:41,964 --> 00:39:45,633
Daddy says the only way to make money
is to be evil and ruthless.

621
00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:47,719
- Heartless!
- No, he said ruthless.

622
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,055
- You're an idiot.
- Girls, that's enough.

623
00:39:53,142 --> 00:39:59,439
I'm gonna stop by in a few days. The house
better be in good shape, painted or not.

624
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,691
Yeah. Yeah, of course.

625
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:04,277
Let's get you girls some lunch!

626
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:05,904
But what if somebody wants lemonade?

627
00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:07,740
It'll be okay for a few minutes.

628
00:40:08,324 --> 00:40:10,242
Good luck with your business, girls!

629
00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:12,661
Whoa, harsh.

630
00:40:13,954 --> 00:40:17,415
Sorry, did I say too much in front
of your dad? You were in a jam.

631
00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:18,791
Yeah, you were totally jammed.

632
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:20,376
You should just tell him the truth.

633
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:24,547
Truth? Ha! My parents don't know shit about
me. And that's for their own protection.

634
00:40:24,548 --> 00:40:25,590
So I should tell him that

635
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,717
I might fail the only class
he wants me to pass,

636
00:40:27,718 --> 00:40:31,054
that I got fired from the job I
was supposed to keep to pay rent

637
00:40:31,055 --> 00:40:33,014
and that I run a bikini car wash?

638
00:40:33,015 --> 00:40:35,099
The truth rocks. My opinion.

639
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,894
Maybe not all the truth.

640
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:41,189
But I have to admit this will be great
for the movie. Built-in drama.

641
00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:42,900
Just pass the popcorn!

642
00:40:48,989 --> 00:40:51,157
Sorry. I get nervous in front of a camera.

643
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,158
Can we try again?

644
00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:53,993
Yeah, I'll just keep rolling.

645
00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:56,120
Okay. For real this time!

646
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,208
So, why I became a bikini girl...

647
00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,793
It's all about the Benjamins, baby.

648
00:41:01,794 --> 00:41:03,712
Kelly, this is my interview!

649
00:41:04,797 --> 00:41:06,423
But I do love the Benjamins!

650
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:22,475
Making it rain, baby. Making it rain. Whoa!

651
00:43:22,476 --> 00:43:24,811
Make it rain on me, Vex!
Make it rain on me!

652
00:43:24,812 --> 00:43:26,980
No! You're not involved in the rain.

653
00:43:27,731 --> 00:43:29,857
Sorry, I was just trying to be funny.

654
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:34,988
Hey, dudes don't get rained.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Making it rain!

655
00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:39,827
Okay. Can I have
everyone's attention, please?

656
00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:47,668
I just want to say, I am very drunk.
But, also, on Jack's behalf,

657
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:53,632
I just wanna say that we are off to a
really good start, motherfuckers! Cheers!

658
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:55,424
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

659
00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:57,093
Anymore drinks to drink?

660
00:43:57,094 --> 00:43:59,137
- I got rum.
<i>- I'll</i> grab a glass!

661
00:43:59,138 --> 00:44:00,889
Oh my god! Grab me some!

662
00:44:14,987 --> 00:44:18,991
I'd get these glasses,
but I'm a little buzzed at the moment.

663
00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:28,625
Awe, you're so sweet! Like a candy cane.

664
00:44:29,126 --> 00:44:33,045
Actually, they're minty, not really sweet.

665
00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:36,800
Sweet to me would be like a lollypop or...
Something with a higher sugar content.

666
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:42,054
But, candy cane, nice! Thanks!

667
00:44:42,055 --> 00:44:44,141
<i>Yaw.!</i>

668
00:44:45,392 --> 00:44:50,522
Uh, Tori... Can I ask you a question?

669
00:44:51,315 --> 00:44:54,067
Yeah, you just did, silly!

670
00:45:00,449 --> 00:45:02,618
I got the rum!

671
00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:17,048
OMG! This one guy was so totally getting
off when I was washing his windshield.

672
00:45:17,049 --> 00:45:18,674
He even had it out.

673
00:45:18,675 --> 00:45:19,635
Ew, it?

674
00:45:19,636 --> 00:45:22,221
Yeah! That should be extra, right?

675
00:45:23,055 --> 00:45:25,390
Can I talk to you for a sec? Alone?

676
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:26,850
Yeah. Yeah.

677
00:45:31,688 --> 00:45:36,234
I'm a little concerned. I think there's a line
that you don't want to cross with the car wash.

678
00:45:36,235 --> 00:45:38,986
I mean, Kelly's nipples did more washing
than her hands.

679
00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:41,280
Oh, well that's part of the deluxe wash.

680
00:45:41,281 --> 00:45:43,699
Oh, is it? I didn't know that.

681
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:46,953
Sure. Or you can go with
just the nipple wash by itself,

682
00:45:46,954 --> 00:45:49,623
but it's a better value if you go deluxe.

683
00:45:49,957 --> 00:45:52,667
Now I see. Then the nips are fine.

684
00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:57,213
No, you're right. I'll talk to them.
We shouldn't have the nipples out.

685
00:45:57,214 --> 00:45:58,840
Just looking out for you.

686
00:46:05,264 --> 00:46:07,849
- Um...
- Just looking out for you, too.

687
00:46:08,308 --> 00:46:13,480
I wouldn't want you falling down
and breaking that pretty little... camera.

688
00:46:14,648 --> 00:46:20,236
Yeah, that'd be awful. You know,
you're doing a nice job with the oar wash,

689
00:46:20,237 --> 00:46:22,530
even though I wasn't exactly sold on it.

690
00:46:22,531 --> 00:46:23,656
That makes two of us.

691
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:25,783
Seems like the girls are into it, too.

692
00:46:25,784 --> 00:46:28,869
And my film might actually turn out
better than I thought,

693
00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:31,872
that is, if the girls in my class
don't steal my footage and burn it.

694
00:46:31,873 --> 00:46:35,669
That wouldn't be so bad,
would it? Kidding. Kidding.

695
00:46:36,336 --> 00:46:39,464
I'm sure you've probably got enough
car wash footage, though, right?

696
00:46:40,716 --> 00:46:43,551
I could use more footage.
Unless you don't want me around.

697
00:46:43,552 --> 00:46:46,345
No, no, no, no.
That's not what I meant. l... no.

698
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:47,806
I totally want you...

699
00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:51,018
around.

700
00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:53,186
Around, you know what I mean.

701
00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,564
Then I'll be around.

702
00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:56,982
Cool.

703
00:46:57,441 --> 00:47:00,861
HEY, guys, am I interrupting?

704
00:47:02,195 --> 00:47:03,487
Uh, actually...

705
00:47:03,488 --> 00:47:04,865
I need another beer.

706
00:47:07,075 --> 00:47:10,036
Wow. Someone has a bug up her ass.

707
00:47:10,037 --> 00:47:14,206
Nope. I don't think she has
any bugs up her ass. Or anywhere else.

708
00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:17,752
You're the boss. And a really good one.

709
00:47:17,753 --> 00:47:19,670
Wow. I don't know about that.

710
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:22,840
If wasn't for your creativity,
none of it would have worked.

711
00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,425
I didn't really do all that much.

712
00:47:24,426 --> 00:47:27,346
Aw, you're being modest.

713
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:33,768
No, but, I was thinking that maybe we
should tone down some of the sexy stuff.

714
00:47:33,769 --> 00:47:35,186
Why would we want to do that?

715
00:47:35,187 --> 00:47:38,397
I mean, I want the business
to be successful, of course,

716
00:47:38,398 --> 00:47:42,443
but um, you know just not
with all the nudity.

717
00:47:42,444 --> 00:47:46,114
What's wrong with a little... nudity?

718
00:47:46,615 --> 00:47:50,327
Nothing, in the right context.

719
00:47:50,494 --> 00:47:55,122
Is this the right context?

720
00:47:55,123 --> 00:48:00,753
Uh, yeah, sure. But, ya know,
the car wash isn't really the place...

721
00:48:00,754 --> 00:48:05,133
But, you know I'm all
about customer satisfaction.

722
00:48:05,342 --> 00:48:07,469
Customer satisfaction is critical.

723
00:48:07,803 --> 00:48:11,264
Aw, Jack, you're blushing.

724
00:48:11,515 --> 00:48:13,057
Am I? No.

725
00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:18,814
Just. One. More. Button.

726
00:48:26,154 --> 00:48:29,532
Jack, you can't feel a girl up
and leave her hanging.

727
00:48:29,533 --> 00:48:31,326
It's not polite.

728
00:48:31,785 --> 00:48:33,077
Am I right, Brit?

729
00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:35,162
I didn't - I wasn't - I wouldn't...

730
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:36,539
I'll see you guys tomorrow.

731
00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:39,667
But, Brit, look. Uh,
but, we're celebrating.

732
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:44,172
Then celebrate. I'm tired.
You may want to put those away.

733
00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,385
Yeah. I'm gonna go back to the party.

734
00:48:56,435 --> 00:48:57,635
That's what I'm talking about!

735
00:48:58,145 --> 00:49:01,355
So all I was saying for is that, we just
need to be careful about going too far.

736
00:49:01,356 --> 00:49:05,318
But going too far is too much fun.

737
00:49:05,694 --> 00:49:08,154
Especially when Tori has
a few drinks in her!

738
00:49:08,155 --> 00:49:10,531
Put on a show for us, Tori!

739
00:49:10,532 --> 00:49:14,326
Go, Tori! Go, Tori! Go, Tori!

740
00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:16,787
- Is this going too far?
- No!

741
00:49:16,788 --> 00:49:19,958
- Is this too much?
- Keep going!

742
00:49:25,464 --> 00:49:26,756
Hi.

743
00:49:27,174 --> 00:49:29,175
You got the poor kid speechless!

744
00:49:29,176 --> 00:49:30,551
Give him a lap dance!

745
00:49:30,552 --> 00:49:31,970
Oh, hell yeah!

746
00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:53,658
Careful, Marvin. You might hurt someone
with that thing!

747
00:50:21,353 --> 00:50:24,063
Come out. We're having so much fun.

748
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:27,024
I'm tired. And you're drunk.

749
00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:33,406
I'm not even that drunk.
Okay, maybe I'm a little that drunk.

750
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:36,910
You're such a good friend.

751
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:38,410
Thanks, friend.

752
00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:41,121
Yeah. You should be a bikini girl.

753
00:50:41,122 --> 00:50:42,957
I do not have the body for that.

754
00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:44,833
What? Come here...

755
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:49,631
Tori, what are you doing? What?

756
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:53,217
Ooh... Let me look at you.

757
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:57,722
Tori, ugh, what are you doing? Tori.

758
00:50:58,306 --> 00:50:59,599
Come on.

759
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:02,310
Tori!

760
00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:04,729
You have really nice legs.

761
00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:13,821
Tori, what are you doing?

762
00:51:13,822 --> 00:51:16,074
Come on! Let me see you.

763
00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:26,001
Tori, this is weird.

764
00:51:29,212 --> 00:51:30,380
Tori?

765
00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:34,718
Perfect. Wow.

766
00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:38,847
Why aren't you seeing anyone?
Are you a good kisser?

767
00:51:39,097 --> 00:51:42,809
I don't know. I haven't really
had much practice.

768
00:51:43,184 --> 00:51:48,315
That's crazy. You're such a cute girl.
Come on, lick your lips for me.

769
00:51:54,154 --> 00:51:56,156
Again, but with more tongue.

770
00:52:16,092 --> 00:52:24,092
Yeah, that was perfect. Really, so good...
Mm, I love you so much.

771
00:52:25,477 --> 00:52:26,728
Tori?

772
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:31,107
Tori?

773
00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:33,443
Dammit.

774
00:52:50,168 --> 00:52:54,130
Whoa, Tracy? What the fuck?

775
00:52:54,172 --> 00:52:55,965
Ugh, good morning to you, too.

776
00:52:58,927 --> 00:53:01,054
Uh, what happened?

777
00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:04,516
You don't remember? Well,
you were pretty drunk.

778
00:53:04,808 --> 00:53:09,229
I came over after the party.
I guess I needed a booty call.

779
00:53:11,523 --> 00:53:15,902
Eh. I don't uh... Did We...?

780
00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:22,325
Oh, baby. You rocked my world.
I'm kidding, you passed out.

781
00:53:22,659 --> 00:53:26,996
It seemed a bit rapey.
But, um, you're up now.

782
00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:33,544
Oh, you're not up. Aren't you supposed
to get morning wood or something?

783
00:53:33,545 --> 00:53:41,427
No. Hey, hey, hey. Um, Tracy, look...
I'm sorry, about this.

784
00:53:41,428 --> 00:53:43,011
- Your penis?
- No.

785
00:53:43,012 --> 00:53:47,391
Not my penis... Look, uh, hey...
I've had fun with you and everything.

786
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:51,061
It's, there's someone else who...

787
00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:56,860
Ugh, thank god. I thought it was me.

788
00:53:57,110 --> 00:54:00,655
I'm gonna go text Vex.
He seems like a kinky motherfucker!

789
00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:04,909
Wow.

790
00:55:33,498 --> 00:55:34,873
Hey, Marvin.

791
00:55:34,874 --> 00:55:38,836
Hey, Mia. Could I ask you for some advice?

792
00:55:38,837 --> 00:55:40,420
Yeah, sure, what's up?

793
00:55:40,421 --> 00:55:45,467
Okay, um, I have this friend who really
likes this girl and wants to ask her out.

794
00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:47,761
But he's a bit apprehensive.

795
00:55:47,762 --> 00:55:49,555
That's pretty normal. Is he cute?

796
00:55:49,556 --> 00:55:52,808
Well, uh, I'm not sure how one
might categorize his appearance,

797
00:55:52,809 --> 00:55:55,686
but let's just he's no stud muffin.

798
00:55:55,687 --> 00:55:58,438
Does he have a personality? Is he funny?

799
00:55:58,439 --> 00:56:02,442
Girls like funny. Funny can be pretty hot.

800
00:56:02,443 --> 00:56:06,030
Like, jokes? Or ventriloquism?

801
00:56:06,906 --> 00:56:09,700
Put it this way, the guys I date are cute,

802
00:56:09,701 --> 00:56:11,285
but they're also funny.

803
00:56:11,286 --> 00:56:13,328
The last guy I dated was about a seven,

804
00:56:13,329 --> 00:56:15,915
but he had a great personality,
which made him a nine.

805
00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:20,168
Gosh. Uh, I didn't know girls rated guys.

806
00:56:20,169 --> 00:56:25,216
Of course we do. So, tell your "friend"
that a little humor goes a long way.

807
00:56:26,092 --> 00:56:27,302
And good luck.

808
00:56:41,232 --> 00:56:42,941
Well, hey, shit bag!

809
00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:44,318
Bobby, easy.

810
00:56:44,319 --> 00:56:45,987
Fellas. I got the dough.

811
00:56:46,362 --> 00:56:47,906
Yeah, you better have!

812
00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:50,324
What'd I do?

813
00:56:50,325 --> 00:56:51,783
- Ya never stop.
- Stop what?

814
00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:53,160
- You're like an earwig...
- An earwing?

815
00:56:53,161 --> 00:56:56,413
Just nattering, tete-tete-te,
day in, day out!

816
00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:58,458
- No, I...
- You never shut up.

817
00:56:58,499 --> 00:57:00,208
I can't even think
when I'm around you!

818
00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:03,296
- But what the fuck is an earwig?
- Forget it!

819
00:57:06,257 --> 00:57:08,301
Uh, here it is.

820
00:57:25,735 --> 00:57:27,445
Yeah, five. We're good.

821
00:57:28,780 --> 00:57:32,491
Damn. I was looking forward
to breaking both your arms

822
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,410
- and beating you with them.
- Pa-Pa!

823
00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:36,537
Lucky prick.

824
00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:39,749
Uh, hey! Uh, can I get a receipt?

825
00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:42,835
- He...
- This guy!

826
00:57:44,837 --> 00:57:47,923
How 'bout this, I'll give ya a "get
the fuck outta here!"

827
00:57:47,924 --> 00:57:49,050
That works!

828
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:56,974
- What?
- No, I'm trying not to talk.

829
00:57:56,975 --> 00:57:58,101
Good.

830
00:57:58,559 --> 00:58:01,019
But you know, I really don't think I
talk all that much to begin with,

831
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:03,855
and when I do, it's because I got something
to say or to state my opinion.

832
00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:05,440
And you know what, given the freedoms
we have in this country

833
00:58:05,441 --> 00:58:06,441
you could say what you want to...

834
00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:07,819
God help me!

835
00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:18,453
- Hey!
- Hey, Marvin.

836
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:23,250
Um, Tori, uh, do you know
how to spot a blind guy

837
00:58:23,251 --> 00:58:25,336
at a nudist colony?

838
00:58:25,420 --> 00:58:26,295
What?

839
00:58:26,296 --> 00:58:30,425
Uh, it's not hard, hehe. Get it?

840
00:58:34,512 --> 00:58:39,600
What's the difference between love,
true love and showing off?

841
00:58:39,684 --> 00:58:42,770
Spitting, swallowing and gargling!

842
00:58:44,147 --> 00:58:46,399
That's disgusting. I
gotta get back to work.

843
00:58:49,110 --> 00:58:50,695
Maybe it's my delivery.

844
00:58:52,530 --> 00:58:53,823
What do you think Martin?

845
00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:15,344
Vex! Stop bombing Vanessa's shoot!

846
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,479
We got some nice shots, V.

847
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:27,023
Awesome, thank you!

848
00:59:27,815 --> 00:59:31,568
So Jack, I have to thank you
for bringing me on at the car wash.

849
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:34,030
Uh, Bikini car wash.

850
00:59:34,113 --> 00:59:36,490
Jack the exploiter. He's so proud.

851
00:59:36,491 --> 00:59:38,283
Come on, Brit. You know
I'm not trying to do that.

852
00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:41,079
I'm just busting your stones. Relax!

853
00:59:41,204 --> 00:59:44,581
Really, no biggie. Nobody's forcing us
to work there.

854
00:59:44,582 --> 00:59:49,087
We're getting paid and it's fun.
And I could make a few bucks.

855
00:59:49,212 --> 00:59:51,171
Maybe we're exploiting the guys

856
00:59:51,172 --> 00:59:53,924
who are willing to pay way too much
to have their cars washed.

857
00:59:53,925 --> 00:59:56,176
Uh, you're preaching to the choir, Vanessa!

858
00:59:56,177 --> 00:59:58,595
Oh, Vex agrees with me?

859
00:59:58,596 --> 01:00:01,224
Maybe I am wrong. Forget everything I said.

860
01:00:01,766 --> 01:00:03,308
I'll just upload these for you.

861
01:00:03,309 --> 01:00:06,104
Thanks, Brit. You rock.
See you guys tomorrow.

862
01:00:10,024 --> 01:00:13,360
See? Vanessa likes the bikini car wash.

863
01:00:13,361 --> 01:00:14,528
Oh, shut it.

864
01:00:14,529 --> 01:00:16,322
Hey, who's ready to go in the pool?

865
01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:20,660
No, no. No, Stop! Stop! No! Don't...

866
01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:28,542
Alright, ladies, so we're offering
detailing now.

867
01:00:28,543 --> 01:00:31,211
So, just make sure to take a look
at the new price list I handed out.

868
01:00:31,212 --> 01:00:32,629
Plus we're offering referral coupons.

869
01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:34,131
These are really good ideas, Jack.

870
01:00:34,132 --> 01:00:39,387
Great. Oh, Marvin got us a good deal
on sealant, so we can offer that now.

871
01:00:39,637 --> 01:00:41,930
Try to get the customers
to upgrade, you know.

872
01:00:41,931 --> 01:00:44,266
It'll make us - and you all - more money.

873
01:00:44,267 --> 01:00:45,308
I like the sound of that!

874
01:00:45,309 --> 01:00:46,643
We'll get them to upgrade!

875
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:50,815
Just remember: sexy, not slutty.

876
01:00:56,154 --> 01:00:57,946
I'm not changing anything.

877
01:00:57,947 --> 01:01:00,198
We want to give the customers
a reason to come back, right?

878
01:01:00,199 --> 01:01:02,159
Well, yeah, of course. But Jack said...

879
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:04,828
Jack's doing this for his stupid class.

880
01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:05,746
He doesn't know what's best.

881
01:01:05,747 --> 01:01:07,622
I think he's doing a really nice job.

882
01:01:07,623 --> 01:01:11,084
The customers will come back for us,
not for sealant.

883
01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:12,627
Without us, there's nothing.

884
01:01:12,628 --> 01:01:15,673
So let's give them a reason to come back.

885
01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:46,823
I'm screwed. Now they're working together.

886
01:03:46,824 --> 01:03:48,409
What am I going to do?

887
01:03:48,743 --> 01:03:51,579
Just talk to her, man. Ask her out.

888
01:03:51,954 --> 01:03:54,080
I tried to tell her some jokes...

889
01:03:54,081 --> 01:03:57,375
Oh. Jokes? How'd that go?

890
01:03:57,376 --> 01:04:02,088
It didn't. You guys were right.
She's in a league of her own.

891
01:04:02,089 --> 01:04:04,799
Marvin, look, they're all in leagues
of their own, alright?

892
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:07,135
You just gotta figure out
which approach works best.

893
01:04:07,136 --> 01:04:08,636
Easier said that done.

894
01:04:08,637 --> 01:04:11,598
Think of it like a computer program
you're trying to figure out.

895
01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:13,558
Like coding?

896
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:15,143
Yes, exactly!

897
01:04:15,144 --> 01:04:19,982
So, talking to a girl
is like building a website?

898
01:04:23,277 --> 01:04:28,031
Okay, fuck the coding thing.
Look, just talk to her. Ask her out.

899
01:04:28,032 --> 01:04:32,452
Okay. Um, but, what if she says no?

900
01:04:32,453 --> 01:04:35,413
Marvin, look, if she says "yes" then great.

901
01:04:35,414 --> 01:04:38,833
If not, then just move on
to someone else. Alright?

902
01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:45,382
Cause look, Marvin, you're a smart motherfucker
and some chicks, they dig smart motherfuckers.

903
01:04:45,383 --> 01:04:48,927
Yeah... l am a smart motherfucker!

904
01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:50,678
- Damn right you are!
- I got this!

905
01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:52,640
Damn right you do! Yeah.

906
01:05:00,022 --> 01:05:03,233
So, do you think he really
has a chance with Tori?

907
01:05:03,234 --> 01:05:04,484
He needed a boost.

908
01:05:04,485 --> 01:05:06,986
I'm just afraid he'll get
his hopes up, you know?

909
01:05:06,987 --> 01:05:10,282
Yeah. But, I mean, you know,
what else should he do? Nothing?

910
01:05:10,366 --> 01:05:12,659
I mean, in high school,
I wasn't all that smooth, remember?

911
01:05:12,660 --> 01:05:15,036
It was Vex that gave me the boost I needed.

912
01:05:15,037 --> 01:05:18,998
Megan Tucci, I remember. But she said "no."

913
01:05:18,999 --> 01:05:22,210
Yup. But it made it easier
to ask out the next girl.

914
01:05:22,211 --> 01:05:23,420
Who also said "no."

915
01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:25,881
No, she said "Hell no!"

916
01:05:26,090 --> 01:05:29,051
But eventually, one said yes.

917
01:05:29,301 --> 01:05:34,849
I like that. You really want to help him.
I'll admit, it's kinda sexy.

918
01:05:35,891 --> 01:05:39,854
You think?...Oh, just one second.

919
01:05:42,481 --> 01:05:45,567
Bikin... Uh, Car Wash.
Thank you for calling.

920
01:05:45,568 --> 01:05:46,652
Jack!

921
01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:49,070
Keeping busy?

922
01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:50,822
Uh, very! Actually.

923
01:05:50,823 --> 01:05:52,116
Oh. Really?

924
01:05:52,658 --> 01:05:55,910
Just uh... making a few twerks, tweaks!

925
01:05:55,911 --> 01:05:59,372
Makin... Just trying to
jump-start business! That's all.

926
01:05:59,373 --> 01:06:02,208
Terrific! I'm interested in hearing
about these tweaks.

927
01:06:02,209 --> 01:06:05,629
Oh, I'm sure you'll be impressed!
Okay, bye.

928
01:06:08,007 --> 01:06:09,257
I'm screwed.

929
01:06:09,258 --> 01:06:10,468
Pretty much.

930
01:06:19,351 --> 01:06:23,022
- Um, hi.
- Hi, Marvin.

931
01:06:24,732 --> 01:06:26,149
Did you wanna ask me something?

932
01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,692
Or, are you just gonna stare at me all day?

933
01:06:27,693 --> 01:06:33,032
Yeah! Um, I was... Um are
you busy, like, later?

934
01:06:33,449 --> 01:06:35,867
Mm. Don't know. Depends. Why?

935
01:06:35,868 --> 01:06:41,040
Well, I was wondering if you wanted
to go out with me or something?

936
01:06:41,415 --> 01:06:43,458
Me? Go out with you?

937
01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:49,380
Uh, yeah. I know I'm not the typical kind
of guy you go for,

938
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:53,219
but I am a nice guy. And I'm fun as hell.

939
01:06:53,928 --> 01:06:57,848
Anyway, uh, I'm not gonna beg.

940
01:06:58,098 --> 01:07:04,063
There are lots of girls in the world who'd
love to go out with me, but I'm asking you.

941
01:07:06,065 --> 01:07:07,650
I'll think about it.

942
01:07:14,031 --> 01:07:15,199
Hey.

943
01:07:15,574 --> 01:07:16,658
Woo!

944
01:07:16,659 --> 01:07:17,700
What happened?

945
01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:19,495
She said she'll think about it!

946
01:07:22,998 --> 01:07:25,209
I am so glad Jack pumped me up.

947
01:07:27,086 --> 01:07:32,258
By the way, why aren't you
and Jack together? Don't mean to pry.

948
01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:38,430
Oh. Um, I don't know. I mean,
we've always just been friends.

949
01:07:38,597 --> 01:07:40,557
I don't think he's into me like that.

950
01:07:40,558 --> 01:07:43,601
Oh, all guys are into girls like that.

951
01:07:43,602 --> 01:07:45,019
It's a well-known fact, you see.

952
01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:46,938
Oh, are you the dating expert now?

953
01:07:46,939 --> 01:07:50,024
Well, I've researched the dating scene
ever since I hit puberty.

954
01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:53,319
And just because I'm normally scared
of the opposite sex,

955
01:07:53,320 --> 01:07:57,825
I've learned quite a few things regarding
relationships, at least in theory.

956
01:07:58,075 --> 01:07:59,034
In theory...

957
01:07:59,035 --> 01:08:00,661
I've got the charts to prove it.

958
01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:04,540
Bye! Come back soon!

959
01:08:05,165 --> 01:08:06,624
See, you're a natural.

960
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:08,043
Oh, shut up.

961
01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:10,170
Guess who just asked me out?

962
01:08:10,671 --> 01:08:12,130
- Marvin?
- Yeah!

963
01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:14,424
It's a good idea, getting back at my ex,

964
01:08:14,425 --> 01:08:16,759
don't you think,
going out with a guy like Marvin?

965
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,553
Your ex was a real asshole.

966
01:08:18,554 --> 01:08:19,388
- Amanda!
- What!

967
01:08:19,389 --> 01:08:21,806
I just meant for cheating on you.

968
01:08:21,807 --> 01:08:25,894
I know, he's was pretty dumb.
Well, you should hang out with us, too.

969
01:08:34,945 --> 01:08:37,655
Hey, Mia said you wanted to talk?

970
01:08:37,656 --> 01:08:41,160
Yeah. Uh, I need you to tone things down.

971
01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:47,708
Alright, but Vex said it was okay.

972
01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:53,588
Vex? Look, he's not
running this thing. I am, okay?

973
01:08:53,589 --> 01:08:58,426
If you can't follow the rules, I won't be able
to have you on for the last few days of this.

974
01:08:58,427 --> 01:09:00,387
I'm doing it because of my girl.

975
01:09:01,180 --> 01:09:02,639
Because you're getting breast implants?

976
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:07,770
No, not those girls. My daughter.

977
01:09:09,104 --> 01:09:10,689
Her dad is a deadbeat.

978
01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:13,651
I had no idea. Sorry.

979
01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:17,363
I'm Sorry. I should've told you.

980
01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:21,324
Look, everyone has stuff going on. Alright?

981
01:09:21,325 --> 01:09:24,911
Just play it cool, you know.
Don't cross the line.

982
01:09:24,912 --> 01:09:29,041
Alright, I've got a lot riding on this,
I just don't wanna blow it. Okay?

983
01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:31,335
Thank you.

984
01:09:46,350 --> 01:09:48,184
Hey, bro! Want a sammy?

985
01:09:48,185 --> 01:09:50,853
You told the girls it was okay
to sex it up out there?

986
01:09:50,854 --> 01:09:52,522
You know I didn't want that, man.

987
01:09:52,523 --> 01:09:55,191
My grade and everything
is on the line here.

988
01:09:55,192 --> 01:09:57,110
It was Kelly's idea, really.

989
01:09:57,111 --> 01:09:58,486
When did you talk to her about it?

990
01:09:58,487 --> 01:10:00,446
Uh, I don't know. You
know, the other night.

991
01:10:00,447 --> 01:10:02,073
Before or after you had sex?

992
01:10:02,074 --> 01:10:06,578
I didn't say we had sex... before.

993
01:10:07,204 --> 01:10:11,666
I mean, I was stressed about cash. And
Marvin said sex lowers your blood pressure.

994
01:10:11,667 --> 01:10:14,210
So that's why I did it,
you know. For health reasons.

995
01:10:14,211 --> 01:10:17,839
- Oh, you had sex with her for your health?
- ...Yeah?

996
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,675
And you're blaming Marvin now?

997
01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:24,053
Vex. I am supposed to be in charge here,
man. You went behind my back.

998
01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:25,889
Well I didn't think it was that big a deal!

999
01:10:26,181 --> 01:10:28,100
You're not gonna can me, are ya?

1000
01:10:28,809 --> 01:10:30,978
I don't know, man. I gotta think about it.

1001
01:10:33,397 --> 01:10:35,441
Stupid fucking penis!

1002
01:10:37,985 --> 01:10:39,110
- Hey!
- Hey!

1003
01:10:39,111 --> 01:10:43,197
So, did you fire, Vex?
He's refusing to get drunk.

1004
01:10:43,198 --> 01:10:47,201
No, that'd be pretty ruthless.
Or is it heartless?

1005
01:10:47,202 --> 01:10:50,080
Not sure. Ask your sisters.

1006
01:10:54,042 --> 01:10:56,544
So, does the inventor of Easy-Corn

1007
01:10:56,545 --> 01:10:58,921
think running a business is harder
then he thought it'd be?

1008
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:01,007
First of all, Easy-Corn could be a hit,

1009
01:11:01,008 --> 01:11:02,008
if marketed well.

1010
01:11:02,009 --> 01:11:04,051
Dude, it's corn, in a baggy!

1011
01:11:04,052 --> 01:11:06,220
It's the perfect snack! Come on.

1012
01:11:06,221 --> 01:11:08,055
And now, a bikini car wash.

1013
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:09,974
My ideas are just ahead of their time.

1014
01:11:09,975 --> 01:11:12,394
Mm, sure, that's what it is.

1015
01:11:14,521 --> 01:11:16,147
My Dad's gonna kill me.

1016
01:11:16,148 --> 01:11:19,568
Probably. But, fuck it, ya know?

1017
01:11:19,860 --> 01:11:21,195
You're not your dad.

1018
01:11:21,278 --> 01:11:24,989
And, I didn't think the bikini car wash
was the best plan.

1019
01:11:24,990 --> 01:11:28,577
But you know what?
It works and it's helping everyone.

1020
01:11:28,702 --> 01:11:31,746
Yeah, and it saved Vex
from getting his legs broken.

1021
01:11:31,747 --> 01:11:33,499
Can Vex be saved?

1022
01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:38,961
It's weird, and I never thought
I'd say it, Easy-Corn,

1023
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:42,424
but your bikini oar wash
is actually doing some good.

1024
01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:45,760
Girls in my class would kill me

1025
01:11:45,761 --> 01:11:47,054
for saying that.

1026
01:11:48,263 --> 01:11:52,476
Well, look. If they do,
just make sure you film it.

1027
01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:46,445
You think she's with her ex?

1028
01:12:46,446 --> 01:12:47,865
Yeah. Probably.

1029
01:12:48,282 --> 01:12:50,033
She say anything about going out with me?

1030
01:12:50,993 --> 01:12:52,119
No.

1031
01:12:55,664 --> 01:12:57,082
Why do we like her?

1032
01:12:57,833 --> 01:13:02,670
Is she even our type?
Is it just because she's hot?

1033
01:13:02,671 --> 01:13:07,009
If she went for me, it would only be
temporary. I know that.

1034
01:13:07,759 --> 01:13:10,052
I even calculated the chance
that she was actually into me

1035
01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:12,388
and it is infinitesimally small.

1036
01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:14,724
Mm, I probably have the same chance.

1037
01:13:14,725 --> 01:13:20,229
No. Uh, I calculated yours, too.
It was marginally higher.

1038
01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:22,148
And how did you calculate that, exactly?

1039
01:13:22,149 --> 01:13:25,319
Charts and graphs mainly.
It's very complicated.

1040
01:13:27,029 --> 01:13:29,281
I didn't know she's into girls, too.

1041
01:13:29,740 --> 01:13:34,201
But uh, I can't say I blame her.
You look magnificent in a bikini.

1042
01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:36,120
No, that must be the booze talking.

1043
01:13:36,121 --> 01:13:39,291
Nope. I have a very high alcohol tolerance.

1044
01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:43,169
Well, it was fun, but it's just not
really my thing.

1045
01:13:43,170 --> 01:13:46,089
Just did it for her. Dumb, right?

1046
01:13:47,299 --> 01:13:50,719
Not at all. I don't dress up nice
for just anyone,

1047
01:13:50,886 --> 01:13:53,387
except for like a prom date
or something like that you know...

1048
01:13:53,388 --> 01:13:56,474
You know, I think a nice shirt
is a lot different than a bikini, Marvin.

1049
01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:58,268
Yeah, I guess.

1050
01:13:59,853 --> 01:14:03,899
You look fantastic now, too.
Not just in a bikini.

1051
01:14:05,317 --> 01:14:09,613
I just never noticed before. Not sure why.

1052
01:14:13,158 --> 01:14:17,370
If I were Tori, uh, I'd
totally be into you.

1053
01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,790
Um, if I were her...

1054
01:14:37,432 --> 01:14:38,558
Oh.

1055
01:14:41,019 --> 01:14:44,982
Um. Tor... I'm gonna...

1056
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:51,780
Hey.

1057
01:14:52,447 --> 01:14:54,657
Looked like you were having fun.

1058
01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:57,660
No, it was nothing. Um, where were you?

1059
01:14:57,661 --> 01:15:00,872
My ex's. He's such an ass.

1060
01:15:01,289 --> 01:15:03,499
I told him that Marvin asked me out

1061
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:06,461
and he just got all mad. But it's whatever.

1062
01:15:07,421 --> 01:15:08,964
Come here.

1063
01:15:12,009 --> 01:15:13,926
I really love this dress on you.

1064
01:15:13,927 --> 01:15:15,220
Thank you.

1065
01:15:15,554 --> 01:15:18,473
I told you that you had really nice legs.

1066
01:15:46,001 --> 01:15:47,836
You feel nice, baby.

1067
01:15:50,005 --> 01:15:51,757
Tori, are you drunk already?

1068
01:15:52,674 --> 01:15:54,092
A teeny bit.

1069
01:15:56,720 --> 01:15:59,180
Come on, I thought you were having fun...

1070
01:15:59,181 --> 01:16:03,852
Yeah, it was fun, but I just don't think
you're my type.

1071
01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:15,572
Where were we?

1072
01:16:15,989 --> 01:16:23,989
Um, well... uh, we were sitting on
the couch. And there was kissing.

1073
01:16:29,753 --> 01:16:31,129
Like that?

1074
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:32,631
I-ffirmative.

1075
01:16:41,139 --> 01:16:43,350
But what about Tori?

1076
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:45,852
She's not our type.

1077
01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:00,617
- Hey, Brittany.
- Hey.

1078
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:05,871
Look, I'm sorry if I was mopey
and lame last night.

1079
01:17:05,872 --> 01:17:09,000
You were mopey. And super lame.

1080
01:17:09,835 --> 01:17:13,671
And uh, well, I thought about
what you said the other day...

1081
01:17:13,672 --> 01:17:18,259
and I gotta come clean to my Dad and
the professor. It's really my only option.

1082
01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:21,221
Ooh, you're gonna have to let me film that.

1083
01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:26,726
So, Jack, what makes a successful business?

1084
01:17:27,477 --> 01:17:30,897
Uh... Hard work,

1085
01:17:33,066 --> 01:17:38,113
good work ethic. Uh, hard work...

1086
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,950
You said that already!

1087
01:17:42,576 --> 01:17:47,706
Yo, Jack. Hey, bro. Uh, do you got a sec?

1088
01:17:50,125 --> 01:17:51,208
Sure.

1089
01:17:51,209 --> 01:17:58,758
So, I just want to say that um...
I'm sorry for going behind your back.

1090
01:17:59,050 --> 01:18:01,260
You know, I really do want this to succeed.

1091
01:18:01,261 --> 01:18:02,469
And not just for me,

1092
01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:05,891
and the fact that I can basically like look
at boobies all day.

1093
01:18:05,974 --> 01:18:11,688
But because, you're my best friend,
ya know. And um...

1094
01:18:12,189 --> 01:18:15,649
- I think you're a kick-ass boss.
- Thanks, man.

1095
01:18:15,650 --> 01:18:17,902
You just don't want
to be kicked out of the house.

1096
01:18:17,903 --> 01:18:20,822
Yeah, that, too... And the boobies.

1097
01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:27,953
- Sorry about that.
- It's cool,

1098
01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,705
but I do have to tell you something.

1099
01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,208
Okay, shoot.

1100
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:33,542
What the hell, man! I paid my debt!

1101
01:18:33,543 --> 01:18:35,878
Oh, I'm not here for your debt.
I quit Paulie's gang.

1102
01:18:35,879 --> 01:18:37,755
But I'm out of money,
so I'm here to take yours.

1103
01:18:37,756 --> 01:18:38,797
Where do you keep the cash, bitch?

1104
01:18:38,798 --> 01:18:40,716
- Dude, we just made a deposit.
- Bullshit!

1105
01:18:40,717 --> 01:18:42,426
Dude, why don't you just like rob
a gas station or something.

1106
01:18:42,427 --> 01:18:44,470
I know yous guys gots it here somewhere!

1107
01:18:44,471 --> 01:18:45,971
We ain'ts gots no money, man.

1108
01:18:45,972 --> 01:18:48,808
Alright that's bullshit,
and don't make fun of my accent!

1109
01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:52,519
You should never quit a job
without a back-up plan.

1110
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,897
- This is my back-up plan!
- Not a very good one.

1111
01:18:54,898 --> 01:18:56,398
Even a retail job will be something.

1112
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:57,942
- Yeah, like a stock boy or something.
- Yeah.

1113
01:18:57,943 --> 01:19:00,027
- Except you do have to work holidays.
- True, and the customers are...

1114
01:19:00,028 --> 01:19:02,780
I'm not working fucking retail!

1115
01:19:02,781 --> 01:19:04,114
They're just trying to help, man.

1116
01:19:04,115 --> 01:19:05,909
You shut your mouth, dickbag!

1117
01:19:06,076 --> 01:19:07,826
Why didn't you yell at them
when they suggested retail?

1118
01:19:07,827 --> 01:19:10,120
It was your condescending tone,
you freaking dweeb!

1119
01:19:10,121 --> 01:19:11,538
I wasn't condescending!

1120
01:19:11,539 --> 01:19:14,208
Fine, they fired me. Alright. Ya happy?

1121
01:19:14,209 --> 01:19:16,460
They said I was being too temperamental.
Which is bullshit,

1122
01:19:16,461 --> 01:19:19,171
I mean, yeah, I like to kick shit
and blow things up every once in a while.

1123
01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:21,924
But considering my upbringing,
I'm pretty fucking low-key!

1124
01:19:21,925 --> 01:19:23,050
LOW-key?

1125
01:19:23,051 --> 01:19:24,051
Alright, that's it.

1126
01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:26,012
Ooh, wait a second their mister!

1127
01:19:50,578 --> 01:19:52,706
Bitch, I will kick your ass!

1128
01:19:53,081 --> 01:19:54,623
You should work retail!

1129
01:19:54,624 --> 01:19:55,958
NOOOO!

1130
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,752
Okay, enough!

1131
01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:02,089
Now, listen you spaghetti-loving ass,

1132
01:20:02,090 --> 01:20:04,383
this is Jack's business, not yours.

1133
01:20:04,384 --> 01:20:06,719
So the money he makes is his, got it?

1134
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:07,803
- Got it...
- AAAAahhhhh!

1135
01:20:07,804 --> 01:20:09,680
Oh, no! Please don't slap me!
I d... l swear to god...

1136
01:20:09,681 --> 01:20:11,766
I'm a leave him alone! I promise I won't-

1137
01:20:14,519 --> 01:20:15,854
What the hell?

1138
01:20:16,521 --> 01:20:19,189
Man, that was close. Whoo...

1139
01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:21,150
Oh, my balls are on fire.

1140
01:20:21,151 --> 01:20:22,234
You were pretty good, Bobby.

1141
01:20:22,235 --> 01:20:24,778
It felt good. I thought maybe
the middle was bit much.

1142
01:20:24,779 --> 01:20:26,030
Oh, no, it was just right.

1143
01:20:26,031 --> 01:20:28,532
Hey, guys! Guys! Wh... what's going on?

1144
01:20:28,533 --> 01:20:29,867
Oh... they hurt.

1145
01:20:29,868 --> 01:20:31,327
Bobby is in my theater class.

1146
01:20:31,328 --> 01:20:35,205
And this was my improv final.
It felt pretty good. Uh, you get it all?

1147
01:20:35,206 --> 01:20:37,499
- Yeah, got it.
- I can actually taste the pain.

1148
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,502
- So, you're not a mobster guy?
- Well, it got a little bit on the side.

1149
01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:41,545
I'd rather be an actor.

1150
01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:43,423
I'm trying to get out of the mob biz.

1151
01:20:43,882 --> 01:20:48,427
Big Tony though? Woof... He's the
real deal. He scares me, honestly.

1152
01:20:48,428 --> 01:20:50,013
Well, you scared us.

1153
01:20:50,347 --> 01:20:52,431
Aw, thanks. It's a compliment. Truly is.

1154
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:54,892
Can I make it up to you though?
I feel terrible. Honestly.

1155
01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:56,644
Yeah, and your balls dude...

1156
01:20:57,729 --> 01:21:01,774
Two things. Number one.
Get Paulie off of our ass.

1157
01:21:01,775 --> 01:21:04,026
I'll see what I can do.
I can't promise anything,

1158
01:21:04,027 --> 01:21:06,904
but some guys just did open
a strip club next to his bar,

1159
01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:08,405
so they're gonna want us
to offer some "protection."

1160
01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:10,574
Yeah, it could "explode".

1161
01:21:10,575 --> 01:21:12,076
- You never know.
- Yeah.

1162
01:21:12,077 --> 01:21:13,453
What's the second thing?

1163
01:21:27,759 --> 01:21:29,718
That was a pretty good freakin' idea.

1164
01:21:29,719 --> 01:21:32,722
Exploiting both sexes? Very smart.

1165
01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:37,727
It's just balance. Like adding orange juice
to a lemonade stand.

1166
01:21:38,812 --> 01:21:41,022
Vex, suit up.

1167
01:21:41,481 --> 01:21:42,607
Yes, sir!

1168
01:22:02,252 --> 01:22:03,378
Hello!

1169
01:22:06,881 --> 01:22:08,299
- Hey!
- Hey.

1170
01:22:08,425 --> 01:22:10,509
You were pretty brave with that mob guy.

1171
01:22:10,510 --> 01:22:15,097
Oh, you mean the part-time mob-guy student
actor playing a stereo-typical mob guy?

1172
01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:16,974
You didn't know that at the time.

1173
01:22:16,975 --> 01:22:18,643
It wasn't a big deal.

1174
01:22:19,352 --> 01:22:22,897
- So, you and Amanda?
- Yeah.

1175
01:22:28,403 --> 01:22:33,491
Uh, would you... ever have gone out
with me anyway?

1176
01:22:33,825 --> 01:22:37,369
Marvin, trust me, you don't need the drama.

1177
01:22:37,370 --> 01:22:42,124
Besides, you guys make a really cute
couple. Just, don't tell her any jokes.

1178
01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:45,712
Deal! And how about you?

1179
01:22:45,879 --> 01:22:48,131
My ex wanted to get back together...

1180
01:22:48,798 --> 01:22:51,676
I said "no thanks." He's not my type.

1181
01:22:53,178 --> 01:22:55,179
And you're gonna be okay?

1182
01:22:55,180 --> 01:23:01,060
Yeah, I just need to be alone for a while,
you know. Maybe like a day or two.

1183
01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:03,480
I'll figure out the rest.

1184
01:23:31,758 --> 01:23:33,467
So, uh, how fast does this thing go?

1185
01:23:33,468 --> 01:23:35,677
Zero to sixty-nine in ten seconds flat!

1186
01:23:35,678 --> 01:23:37,388
Ooh, shit...

1187
01:23:37,931 --> 01:23:39,057
Ugh.

1188
01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:42,393
Paint my ass.

1189
01:23:48,191 --> 01:23:49,651
Unbelievable.

1190
01:23:53,780 --> 01:23:55,907
Wait till his mother sees this shit.

1191
01:23:58,493 --> 01:24:00,245
Are you fucking kidding me?

1192
01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:05,291
Made it into a god damn dormitory!

1193
01:24:12,090 --> 01:24:13,423
Kelly! You can't do that!

1194
01:24:13,424 --> 01:24:14,591
He's an old guy, you could kill him.

1195
01:24:14,592 --> 01:24:15,884
- I'm fine!
- Oh, Jack, c'mon.

1196
01:24:15,885 --> 01:24:18,845
Wait 'til you see the tip I get!

1197
01:24:18,846 --> 01:24:20,806
Look, I know you're doing this
for your daughter and all,

1198
01:24:20,807 --> 01:24:23,309
but this is not how I
want my business to run.

1199
01:24:24,143 --> 01:24:27,563
Oh. Did you actually believe me?

1200
01:24:27,564 --> 01:24:29,189
- So you lied?
- Come on, Jack,

1201
01:24:29,190 --> 01:24:30,524
don't be such a prude.

1202
01:24:30,525 --> 01:24:32,192
You need me shaking my
ass at the customers,

1203
01:24:32,193 --> 01:24:34,236
because that's what makes them happy.

1204
01:24:34,237 --> 01:24:35,612
She's right!

1205
01:24:35,613 --> 01:24:37,739
Red alert, Jack! Your Dad is here!

1206
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:38,866
Fuck!

1207
01:24:39,951 --> 01:24:42,911
- Jack!
- There's no Jack working here.

1208
01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:45,205
Never has been. Thank you, come again.

1209
01:24:45,206 --> 01:24:46,416
Jack“.

1210
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,376
- Dad!
- Don't "Dad!" Me!

1211
01:24:49,377 --> 01:24:50,752
What the hell is going on?

1212
01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:52,337
This is the business?

1213
01:24:52,338 --> 01:24:54,131
It's just, ya know...

1214
01:24:54,132 --> 01:24:55,257
And I was at the house, too.

1215
01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:59,512
Uh, hey. My car is still very dirty.

1216
01:25:00,221 --> 01:25:01,931
One second, Dad.

1217
01:25:02,223 --> 01:25:03,891
We're gonna need another bikini girl.

1218
01:25:04,225 --> 01:25:05,934
Kelly, you can flag cars.

1219
01:25:05,935 --> 01:25:08,271
- But Jack...
- It's either that or nothing.

1220
01:25:09,689 --> 01:25:10,857
I'll flag.

1221
01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:15,486
So how'd you know I was here?

1222
01:25:15,862 --> 01:25:17,822
Oh, shit!

1223
01:25:18,197 --> 01:25:20,325
I can explain, Professor.

1224
01:25:20,742 --> 01:25:21,993
Please do.

1225
01:25:23,202 --> 01:25:24,953
I'm just trying to find out where to begin.

1226
01:25:24,954 --> 01:25:26,038
You lost your job,

1227
01:25:26,039 --> 01:25:28,040
so instead of finding something else

1228
01:25:28,041 --> 01:25:31,628
you had some students rent some rooms
to cover your rent.

1229
01:25:31,961 --> 01:25:36,590
Yeah, but I can get them to leave
if that's what you want.

1230
01:25:36,591 --> 01:25:40,886
But just so you know, they're not just random
students, they're actually my friends.

1231
01:25:40,887 --> 01:25:42,304
Yo, Ferrari Guy is on the phone.

1232
01:25:42,305 --> 01:25:44,681
He wants another wash and he's got
all these buddies at a Car Club.

1233
01:25:44,682 --> 01:25:45,682
They want a wash, too.

1234
01:25:45,683 --> 01:25:47,059
Talk about this later. Please.

1235
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:50,229
So, am I getting a car wash today?

1236
01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,109
Hallelujah!

1237
01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:04,910
Your housing situation,
that's one thing. But this?

1238
01:26:04,911 --> 01:26:07,663
How did you end up here?
You said you were doing well.

1239
01:26:07,664 --> 01:26:10,832
Dad. I failed my Business Final,

1240
01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:13,585
and I didn't do so well
on a couple of other projects.

1241
01:26:13,586 --> 01:26:16,046
Can I just say though,
that the chocolate-covered sausage

1242
01:26:16,047 --> 01:26:17,172
may not be for everyone,

1243
01:26:17,173 --> 01:26:18,799
but I thought it was inspired.

1244
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:20,092
- Ugh...
- Thanks, Brit.

1245
01:26:20,093 --> 01:26:23,762
Jack, I gave you a chance.
I did it for your dad.

1246
01:26:23,763 --> 01:26:24,931
And this?

1247
01:26:25,306 --> 01:26:26,682
This is What you did with it?

1248
01:26:26,683 --> 01:26:28,518
A bikini car wash?

1249
01:26:29,018 --> 01:26:32,187
I'm sure you can understand
the professor's concerns, Jack.

1250
01:26:32,188 --> 01:26:35,482
Yeah, he looks pretty pissed.

1251
01:26:35,483 --> 01:26:38,276
Oh, he is. This isn't what I had in mind.

1252
01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:40,529
I analyzed your sales history and this week

1253
01:26:40,530 --> 01:26:43,281
we brought in more money
than your last three months combined.

1254
01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:44,867
That's gotta count for something.

1255
01:26:45,368 --> 01:26:49,705
Hey, I just gotta say. This is easily
the best job I've ever had.

1256
01:26:49,706 --> 01:26:51,748
I usually wanna quit
after like, two minutes,

1257
01:26:51,749 --> 01:26:53,083
but it's not like that here.

1258
01:26:53,084 --> 01:26:57,045
Yeah, and I was able to pay for classes
so I could continue going to school.

1259
01:26:57,046 --> 01:27:00,466
And I got the best car wash ever!

1260
01:27:01,759 --> 01:27:03,970
And l... got laid.

1261
01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:08,808
Which is a miracle, honestly, but probably not
the best time for that announcement buddy.

1262
01:27:08,891 --> 01:27:12,269
Admittedly, it does look like
they kicked up the sales a notch.

1263
01:27:12,270 --> 01:27:15,397
Sales are impressive,
but using bikinis and what not...

1264
01:27:15,398 --> 01:27:17,649
Uh, it's called marketing, sir.

1265
01:27:17,650 --> 01:27:21,821
Plus, I mean, you never said
we couldn't do it this way. Right?

1266
01:27:24,991 --> 01:27:26,324
Is that Bobby...?

1267
01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:27,993
Hey, Dildo Dave!

1268
01:27:27,994 --> 01:27:30,746
Bobby Bullets... Yeah, he works here now.

1269
01:27:30,747 --> 01:27:33,415
And by the way, Jack was able
to stop the extortion

1270
01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:35,500
that was going on here
from those mob weirdos

1271
01:27:35,501 --> 01:27:38,003
that you somehow failed to mention.

1272
01:27:38,004 --> 01:27:41,089
Imagine the headlines if one of your
students was hurt because of that?

1273
01:27:41,090 --> 01:27:43,759
Oh, um, I didn't know
they were due this week.

1274
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,136
Regardless, they wont
be bothering you any longer.

1275
01:27:46,137 --> 01:27:47,721
'Cause Jack handled it.

1276
01:27:47,722 --> 01:27:51,767
We handled it. Considering none of us
knew anything about running a oar wash,

1277
01:27:51,768 --> 01:27:53,769
I'd say we kicked ass.

1278
01:27:53,770 --> 01:27:58,023
I know that some of my projects
this semester may have been lacking...

1279
01:27:58,024 --> 01:28:00,067
Hey! Long live Banonut!

1280
01:28:00,568 --> 01:28:03,862
But you know, I'd have to say
that this should be considered a success.

1281
01:28:03,863 --> 01:28:07,824
So, if this doesn't work out, maybe I'll
open up my own little bikini car wash,

1282
01:28:07,825 --> 01:28:09,242
and I'll bring all my friends with me.

1283
01:28:09,243 --> 01:28:10,703
That's my boss!

1284
01:28:12,163 --> 01:28:13,581
A ?

1285
01:28:14,165 --> 01:28:19,170
Not quite, but it'll be good enough
for you to barely pass.

1286
01:28:19,420 --> 01:28:21,631
Yes! I barely passed!

1287
01:28:23,341 --> 01:28:25,217
So that's what we're
paying for college for?

1288
01:28:25,218 --> 01:28:26,426
So you can barely pass?

1289
01:28:26,427 --> 01:28:28,595
No, Dad. No. No. No. But...

1290
01:28:28,596 --> 01:28:30,764
I took on a challenge and we made it work.

1291
01:28:30,765 --> 01:28:32,307
That was the assignment.

1292
01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:36,395
Grades are just letters and numbers.
But this place...

1293
01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:40,440
To me, this... this is what defines
success or not.

1294
01:28:40,441 --> 01:28:44,069
And the fact that we have shitloads
of customers here and more on the way,

1295
01:28:44,070 --> 01:28:45,988
I that speaks for itself.

1296
01:28:46,823 --> 01:28:51,868
Oh, boy. I'm gonna have
to sell this to your mother, you know.

1297
01:28:51,869 --> 01:28:53,830
- Ooh! Can I film that?
- No!

1298
01:28:55,373 --> 01:28:57,874
So, that's it. Your extra credit is done.

1299
01:28:57,875 --> 01:28:59,334
You guys can go.

1300
01:28:59,335 --> 01:29:01,044
Uh, but we've... we've
got more cars coming.

1301
01:29:01,045 --> 01:29:04,631
Yeah, Car Club folks.
And tons more later this afternoon.

1302
01:29:04,632 --> 01:29:08,009
Well, we wouldn't want
to lose business now, would we?

1303
01:29:08,010 --> 01:29:11,222
Alright we got a big order coming in,
guys. All hands on deck.

1304
01:29:11,514 --> 01:29:13,306
Kelly, too. We're gonna need her.

1305
01:29:13,307 --> 01:29:16,142
Jack, I like that you
rose to the challenge.

1306
01:29:16,143 --> 01:29:17,603
You know what impressed me?

1307
01:29:18,229 --> 01:29:19,980
When you didn't fire that gal.

1308
01:29:19,981 --> 01:29:21,690
That would've been the easier way out.

1309
01:29:21,691 --> 01:29:25,778
She's a hard worker,
just needs a little guidance.

1310
01:29:26,779 --> 01:29:27,947
Don't we all.

1311
01:30:13,409 --> 01:30:16,036
So, I wanted to ask you something.

1312
01:30:16,037 --> 01:30:19,497
No, Jack. I am not gonna join
the bikini girl car wash.

1313
01:30:19,498 --> 01:30:22,459
Are you sure? 'Cause there's
a hot pink bikini out there somewhere

1314
01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:23,669
with your name on it.

1315
01:30:24,545 --> 01:30:32,386
No, uh, I was just thinking that maybe
if you weren't, you know...

1316
01:30:37,892 --> 01:30:39,185
Will you go out with me?

1317
01:30:40,728 --> 01:30:42,313
Like a date?

1318
01:30:42,605 --> 01:30:44,022
Exactly like a date.

1319
01:30:44,023 --> 01:30:47,109
I don't know if I can go out
with the subject of my film.

1320
01:30:47,360 --> 01:30:49,903
I thought you were just filming that
for all your feminist friends

1321
01:30:49,904 --> 01:30:51,489
so they can hunt me down.

1322
01:30:52,782 --> 01:30:56,827
When I started, it was about college life,
but then it changed.

1323
01:30:57,328 --> 01:30:59,537
I decided to make it about-

1324
01:30:59,538 --> 01:31:03,334
Hey! We got other Ferrari coming in!
We could use some help, bro.

1325
01:31:05,503 --> 01:31:06,587
You.

1326
01:31:07,213 --> 01:31:11,132
The story of a dorky, but kinda cute guy
trying to open a business,

1327
01:31:11,133 --> 01:31:12,635
and making it work.

1328
01:31:13,594 --> 01:31:14,679
"Cute?"

1329
01:31:14,929 --> 01:31:16,222
I guess.

1330
01:31:20,977 --> 01:31:22,311
Whoa!

1331
01:31:24,438 --> 01:31:28,984
Hey, maybe we can use Easy Corn in your
film. A little product placement, ya know.

1332
01:31:28,985 --> 01:31:30,151
Um, no.

1333
01:31:30,152 --> 01:31:32,321
No? Mm, okay.

1334
01:31:50,047 --> 01:31:52,174
So that's how I started my business.

1335
01:31:53,009 --> 01:31:56,762
Our business, 'cause it's not just me.

1336
01:31:58,681 --> 01:32:01,183
These awesome people around me
that made it work.

1337
01:32:02,727 --> 01:32:04,895
And yeah, the bikinis help.

1338
01:32:39,597 --> 01:32:43,059
So, what's the secret
to running a successful business?

1339
01:32:44,018 --> 01:32:45,935
Hard work and determination.

1340
01:32:45,936 --> 01:32:47,062
And boobies!

1341
01:32:47,063 --> 01:32:51,274
Shake that booty, shake, shake that booty.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

1342
01:32:51,275 --> 01:32:52,359
Tenacity!

1343
01:32:53,152 --> 01:32:54,361
And Balls.

1344
01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:56,405
And accurate calculations...

1345
01:32:56,572 --> 01:32:58,156
The girls!

1346
01:32:58,157 --> 01:33:00,659
Another secret to a successful business?

1347
01:33:02,161 --> 01:33:04,496
Easy-Corn, Bane-Nut, Corn-a-Macabre

1348
01:33:04,497 --> 01:33:06,372
- Gag!
- The threat of violence.

1349
01:33:06,373 --> 01:33:08,167
Pa-pa-pa-pa-Pa-Pa

1350
01:33:08,292 --> 01:33:12,921
Running a business takes a lot of things,
but principally - honesty.

1351
01:33:12,922 --> 01:33:14,422
- Self confidence.
- Trust.

1352
01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:16,008
How about the guns?

1353
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:22,180
Uh... probably... me!

1354
01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:23,681
Tori - I swear to God - she digs me!

1355
01:33:23,682 --> 01:33:25,767
Wait, what was the question?

1356
01:33:25,768 --> 01:33:28,646
You know my answer...
it starts with a

1357
01:33:29,480 --> 01:33:31,273
Dedication, probably

1358
01:33:33,359 --> 01:33:34,776
What is that?

1359
01:33:34,777 --> 01:33:36,821
Martin wants to answer the questions too!

1360
01:33:37,446 --> 01:33:39,280
- Focus!
- And guts!

1361
01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:41,616
And it rhymes with "newbies"

1362
01:33:41,617 --> 01:33:43,911
It's all about the Benjamins, baby!

1363
01:33:44,787 --> 01:33:49,208
As stated in my class, fifty percent of
small businesses fail on their first year.

1364
01:33:49,583 --> 01:33:53,754
And with these three monkeys running it...
it'll definitely fall in that category.

1365
01:33:54,130 --> 01:33:57,090
Wait, what's YOUR answer, Brit?

1366
01:33:57,091 --> 01:33:58,883
Hey, I'm the interviewer here!

1367
01:33:58,884 --> 01:34:00,427
Oh, no you don't!